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1. T: Apa itu cemilan? ............

J: Cebelum cepuluh, cecudah celapan.

2. T: Mengapa dalang membawa keris ketika

pertunjukan wayang?

J: Sebab kalau bawa kompor, istrinya gak

masak.

3. T: Daun yang lucu....

J: Dauno, Kasino, Indro.

4. T: Emping yang khusus buat UMPTN....

J: Emping-sil 2B.

5. T: Error yang bisa nyanyi....

J: Errorsmith.

6. T: Gajah apa yang belalainya pendek?.....

J: Gajah pesek.

7. T: Kenapa babi bau? ........

J: Karena keteknya ada 4.

8. T: Kenapa Superman nggak kawin ama

Wonderwoman?

J: .............Ya...nggak jodoh.

9. T: Kenapa lambang Indonesia "Burung

Garuda"?...............

J: Karena Indonesia Merdeka Tanggal 17

Agustus 1945: 17 bulu sayap

Garuda, 8 bulu ekor, 45 bulu leher. Coba kalau

merdeka-nya tanggal 02

Januari 1945: 2 bulu sayap, 1 bulu ekor, 45 bulu

leher. Jadi lambangnya

"Capung Gondrong".

10. T: Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya

merem?................

J: Karena udah hapal teksnya.

11. T: Bulu apa yang warnanya kuning

semua? ............

J: Bulubend

12. T: Bisnis apa yang terkenal di Amerika dan

seluruh dunia?..........

J: Bisnispear

13. T: Daun apa yang nggak bisa

dipegang? ............

J: Daun touch me!

14. T: Dikocok, tegang. Hayo

apaan? ...............

J: Ibu-ibu arisan

15. T: Siapa nama kecilnya

sudirman?..............

J: -Sudirboy-

16. T: Negara apa yang paling banyak muncul

dalam peribahasa?..........

J: Swedia, dalam peribahasa "swedia" payung

sebelum hujan

17. T: Zainuddin M.Z. anak ke

berapa? .............

J: Anak ke-26. Anak pertama namanya

Zainuddin M.A., kedua Zainuddin

M.B., dan seterusnya...

18. T : Apa persamaan jemuran dan telepon?

J : Kalau k'ring sama-sama diangkat

19. T : Pameran apa yang ada di Inggris?

J : Pameran Charles, Pameran William,

Pameran Harry,dll.

20. T : Nabi apa yang jumlahnya ada 2000?

J : Na...bingung kan loe !!

21. T : Skandal apa yang adanya di bawah?

J : Skandal jepit

22. T : Kue apa yang bikin sebel?

J : Kuecentilan

23. T : Majalah apa yang paling mahal?

J : Bobo ama gadis

24. T : Bongkar apa yang legendaris?

J : Bong Karno

25. T : Kera apa yang bisa masuk botol?

J : Keratingdaeng

26. T : Lele apa yang disukai ibu-ibu?

J : Lelenovela

27. T : Perek apa yang mangkal di warteg?

J : Perekedel

28 T : Apa bedanya kapal terbang sama rok mini?

J : Kalau kapal terbang, makin tinggi makin

nggak keliatan. Kalau

rok

mini, makin tinggi makin keliatan

29. T: Mobil apa yang jalannya nabrak-nabrak?

J: Civic Wonder, abis buta sih

30. T: Kali apa yang nggak kelihatan?

J: Kalingan tembok

31. T: Kenapa Bumi makin panas?

J: Karena Matahari Buka Cabang di mana-mana

32. T: Kenapa Superman bajunya berlambang huruf

S?

J: Karena kalau pake M atau L kegedean,

apalagi XL...dikirain

operator

telp (Pro-XL).

33. T: Sapi apa yang larinya kenceng ?

J: Sapida motor

35. T: Siapa orang yang paling gak ada kerjaan ?

J: Orang yang lagi baca e-mail ini !!! Bagi

yang bekerja, cepat kerja lagi ! Yang lagi

masak, terusin masaknya ! Bagi yang udah

ngantuk, tidur sana ! Buang-buang waktu aja !
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